Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan?
Read on. (pretty funny and accurate!!)
I came across this game today. Actually pretty well done! Enjoy!
Look at what happens when you try to copy 8GB between drives in NT4, when it doesn't want to cooperate:
A nice comprehensive list of slogans for condom use.
This is an awesome insight into how Dogs and cats came about! (and I'm not religious)
A good play on the Evolution of Dance video that is circling the interweb. A must watch!
One of my favorite satirical pieces of music.
Offy: the case says mobo size can fit is 10x12.5 my mobo is 12 x 8 will that work?
Offy: or can I not flip my mobo around
Michael: offy...think about that
Offy: but idk if I can flip the mobo around becasue of the ports or whatever
Michael: just think about it offy
Offy: also it would of been easy for you to say yes or no instead of those 3 lines of stuff
Offy: 4 lines
Michael: the ports on the mobo have to go out the back, as well as the Expansion slots needing to be lined up with the case....
Offy: so I can't
Offy: fuck building computers, so much shit to check for like size and ddr2 ddr3 and stuff like that RAWR
< skatoni> will some one please help
< `NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
< skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
< `NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
< skatoni> how?
< `NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
< `NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears.
< JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job.
< Feren> I suppose.
* JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."
< Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
< Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
< Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
< Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
< Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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