April 20, 2009

  • Michigan Jokes

    January 22, 2009

    Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan?
    Read on. (pretty funny and accurate!!)

  • Super Obama World Game

    November 23, 2008

    I came across this game today. Actually pretty well done! Enjoy!

  • What happens when your PC doesn't want to Copy?

    October 22, 2008

    Look at what happens when you try to copy 8GB between drives in NT4, when it doesn't want to cooperate:

  • Condom use Slogans

    October 16, 2008

    A nice comprehensive list of slogans for condom use.

  • Funny Biblical Origin of Dogs and Cats

    October 16, 2008

    This is an awesome insight into how Dogs and cats came about! (and I'm not religious)

  • 10,000 Dominos fall per second!!!

    October 16, 2008

  • A rant about Pachelbel

    October 14, 2008

    One of my favorite satirical pieces of music.

  • Build Me Up, Buttercup on ukulele

    October 14, 2008

  • FCOTD #8

    August 30, 2008

    Offy: the case says mobo size can fit is 10x12.5 my mobo is 12 x 8 will that work?
    Offy: or can I not flip my mobo around
    Michael: offy...think about that
    Michael: seriously
    Michael: please
    Offy: but idk if I can flip the mobo around becasue of the ports or whatever
    Michael: just think about it offy
    Offy: also it would of been easy for you to say yes or no instead of those 3 lines of stuff
    Offy: 4 lines
    Michael: the ports on the mobo have to go out the back, as well as the Expansion slots needing to be lined up with the case....
    Offy: so I can't
    Offy: fuck building computers, so much shit to check for like size and ddr2 ddr3 and stuff like that RAWR

  • FCOTD #7

    July 30, 2008

    < skatoni> will some one please help
    < `NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
    < skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
    < `NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
    < skatoni> how?
    < `NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
    < `NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
    *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)

  • FCOTD #6

    July 24, 2008

    docsigma2000: jesus christ man
    docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
    c8info: Why?
    docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
    docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
    c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
    docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
    docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
    docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
    c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
    docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
    docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
    c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
    ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

  • FCOTD #5

    July 22, 2008

    * Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears.
    < JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job.
    < Feren> I suppose.
    * JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."

  • FCOTD #4

    July 21, 2008

    < Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
    < Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
    < Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
    < Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
    < Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

  • FCOTD #3

    July 17, 2008

    Offy: and i get 0 ping
    Michael: of course you do
    Michael: it's on the local pc
    Offy: its on my pc
    Michael: I know that
    Michael: that's what I JUST said
    Offy: you said local pc, local can be any computer in my network
    Michael: NO
    Michael: that would be a NETWORK pc