Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan?
Read on. (pretty funny and accurate!!)
I came across this game today. Actually pretty well done! Enjoy!
Look at what happens when you try to copy 8GB between drives in NT4, when it doesn't want to cooperate:
A nice comprehensive list of slogans for condom use.
This is an awesome insight into how Dogs and cats came about! (and I'm not religious)
One of my favorite satirical pieces of music.
Offy: the case says mobo size can fit is 10x12.5 my mobo is 12 x 8 will that work?
Offy: or can I not flip my mobo around
Michael: offy...think about that
Offy: but idk if I can flip the mobo around becasue of the ports or whatever
Michael: just think about it offy
Offy: also it would of been easy for you to say yes or no instead of those 3 lines of stuff
Offy: 4 lines
Michael: the ports on the mobo have to go out the back, as well as the Expansion slots needing to be lined up with the case....
Offy: so I can't
Offy: fuck building computers, so much shit to check for like size and ddr2 ddr3 and stuff like that RAWR
< skatoni> will some one please help
< `NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
< skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
< `NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
< skatoni> how?
< `NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
< `NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears.
< JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job.
< Feren> I suppose.
* JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."
< Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
< Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
< Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
< Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
< Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
Offy: and i get 0 ping
Michael: of course you do
Michael: it's on the local pc
Offy: its on my pc
Michael: I know that
Michael: that's what I JUST said
Offy: you said local pc, local can be any computer in my network
Michael: that would be a NETWORK pc