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Are you a qualified professional? These 4 questions help answer that.

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

Answer the questions first, then scroll down for the answers.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend…. except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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ANSWERS:

1 – Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2 – Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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3 – Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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4 – Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Farming Simulator 2013 Crop Symbol Breakdown

Saturday, December 15th, 2012

So, if you play Farming Simulator 2013, you’re probably looking for an easy way to figure out what symbols are what crop well here you go.

I’ve taken a map provided graciously by another member of the community and added the crop symbols to it. Hopefully this will make your life easier as it did me 🙂

Feel free to save it, share it and use it!

Farming Simulator 2013 Map with Crops

Farming Simulator 2013 Map with Crops

Songbird Portable has been RELEASED!

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

All my hard work on making Songbird portable in the PortableApps.com Platform format has paid off!  Songbird is now OFFICIALLY PORTABLE!

So go visit, download, digg, and enjoy!

Need For Speed Undercover Performance/Graphics Issues

Monday, June 29th, 2009

If any of you are like me, you like to game.  And being so, you probably like racing games, especially the Need For Speed series.  So I’m sure you all got excited for the newest release of Need For Speed…Undercover!  I know I was.  I happened to come across it at a local video store for PS2 and I HAD to have it for PC.  My fiancee got it for me as a gift and I was stoked. (more…)

Manobanweb and their hosting service…BEWARE

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

My story with ManobanWeb’s Hosting service

This is a lengthy story about my recent experience with ManobanWeb (http://manobanweb.com) (MBW). I believe everyone should read this as a warning about this company. Now I’m not saying that this is a bad company as they’ve been great up until now, but this is something I hope nobody ever goes through so I am going to document it here. Enjoy.

(This is going to be exactly as the ticket is with them, with the exception that I removed any personally identifying information, and anything that could be used harmfully, ie – the phishing scripts that I showed them. I’ll give a quick summary at the end).

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Why Guys Like Girls…

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

I didn’t write this, I just found it, and found it VERY appropriate and so true.  Enjoy!

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep (more…)

YouTube – Apple or Microsoft

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

PERFECT parody of Abbott and Costello!

YouTube – Apple or Microsoft.

YouTube – Fast Food Folk Song at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

The Most EPIC Drive-thru video I’ve EVER seen!

YouTube – Fast Food Folk Song at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru.

YouTube – HOME BUILT TANK DESTROYS TOWN The Rooster

Monday, April 20th, 2009

YouTube – HOME BUILT TANK DESTROYS TOWN The Rooster.

Michigan Jokes

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan?
Read on. (pretty funny and accurate!!)

  • If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan. (more…)