Monthly Archives: July 2008

FCOTD #7

<skatoni> will some one please help
<`NeXiGeN`> what’s yer problem ?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
<skatoni> how?
<`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
<`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
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Connection reset by peer)

FCOTD #6

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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FCOTD #5

* Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears.
<JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job.
<Feren> I suppose.
* JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you’d get. “Help, my access point ate my little brother.”

FCOTD #4

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn’t it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

FCOTD #3

Offy: and i get 0 ping
Michael: of course you do
Michael: it’s on the local pc
Offy: its on my pc
Michael: I know that
Michael: that’s what I JUST said
Offy: you said local pc, local can be any computer in my network
Michael: NO
Michael: that would be a NETWORK pc

FCOTD #2

Offy: it is kinda like is for horses but she added more to it
Michael: hey is for horses, grass is cheaper, and your shit is free
Offy: ok…
Offy: well you can sell shit on ebay
Offy: so it will not be free
Michael: notice I said YOUR
Offy: wow
Offy: how do you know that it is free?
Offy: you stalker
Michael: lol
Michael: because I’m smart
Offy: and i am dumb?
Offy: don’t answer that

Funny Convo of The Day (FCOTD) #1

Offy: are servers just like computers?
Michael: ….
Offy: they look like them, they have all the same parts, what is diffrent
Michael: 🙁
Michael: lol
Offy: i don’t get it
Michael: lol
Offy: 1 little question. Do servers hook up to a monitor or do you control it from a diffrent computer?
Michael: 🙁
Michael: you can do that with any PC
Offy: so a server is a pc?
Michael: yes…for lack of better wording…
Offy: so you can build a server? from new egg?
Michael: 🙁
Michael: yes